Patsy: "This is Mark, and he is currently teaching me to swim to overcome my fear of the water."
Lee: "This is Mark and he started the pub darts team that I play in, but I had to ask him to leave 'cause he was so bad."
Chris: "This is Mark; he is my next-door neighbor. He lost a bet of 200 pounds that In the Loop would win an Oscar, so I gave him my wheelbarrow." Series 4 Episode 8.