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XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 3 Episode 5 - Something massive came out yer nose

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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 29th November 2003. Thanks for all your support, it's a privilege to be able to document these shows for other like-minded people to enjoy. Series 1 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HBvJO63tHC8Lyt1KOp2pm8b Series 2 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HA-ZREpeUTSxcm76_XVrfiH Series 3 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HB4o17q-6Tbo-eJvlkRek_S Series 4 is here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HC_-CluC_IB17TyWR21Xfk3 Rarities, Specials & Compilations are here... /playlist/PLyXWmr6hs7HD6KcRbcMfvMJayHKPwhEy2

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@finkdifferently7763منذ 3 سنوات "I'm phoning about your plugs" might be one of my favourite lines of these shows. 53
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@JAB-Fitnessمنذ 8 سنوات "That's probably the most homophobic thing we've had said on the show today. Thankyou very much for your call".
Makes me laugh everytime I hear it 491
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@babyshamblerمنذ 3 سنوات Ricky's "Didn't say that.didn't say that" during the worm story is possibly my favourite bit ever. 71
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@kevinflemming5928منذ 8 سنوات "I wanna know what kind of things I can buy this weekend"
"Buttplugs?"
Oh, my sides lol. 135
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@jenanahuluمنذ 9 سنوات I love hearing ricky laugh in the background during karls movie clips 403
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@893-RAT-PT-01منذ 3 سنوات 'Hit parade or shit parade?' I always find it hard to believe this went out live on the radio on a saturday afternoon, steve at his finest 88
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@GuyWithACamera23منذ 9 سنوات Definitely one of the best episodes, It has so many great bits. Marrow, the whole leech thing, "from baba". Classic stuff. 94
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@a_b897منذ 8 سنوات Karl: "I'm lookin' at the woman's knob though!" 138
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@eljeffrinhoقبل 10 أشهر When Karl says the name of the song by Toffee 'Born Depressed' and Steve instantly replies "oh dear"
I always get that song stuck in my head for days after I hear it. 11
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@D.Ridge_منذ 8 سنوات "With ‘er marrow. Marrow an’ that" 66
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@peterb1783العام الماضي 20 years later and it's still so popular. How is this possible 8
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@Joethefro456منذ 9 سنوات Not all heroes wear capes.
Thank you man moth 243
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@milesmcclagan5166منذ 8 سنوات Any time they fade into Mad World it's a magic moment. 129
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@benzzodudeمنذ 9 سنوات I love how Ricky is just laughing in the background during Karl's movie segment. 104
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@bladeashby2722منذ 8 سنوات The best opening 21 minutes of any show! 42
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@odw_99منذ 8 سنوات The fact that I can identify any XFM song from 2001-05 from the end of the song haha 388
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@sophieelliottsmerdonمنذ 8 سنوات Thank you for the uploads, Man Moth. Listen to these every night to get to sleep! 41
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@bobbyweezerمنذ 9 سنوات I am very relieved to find these here. don't know what I'd do without them. 5
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@cfcjbمنذ 3 سنوات It’s madness that people listening to this at the time didn’t have a clue what Karl looked like 43
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@Herderszoonمنذ 8 سنوات "Eyyyyyy!!!! There's naught so barm as cakes!! Know me know my ways! Get out ya twiddled flunt!" 108
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@joemenendez7623منذ 9 سنوات thanks for the uploads, really given me a lot to listen to whilst I fall asleep lol 40
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@Fliptheflipflopمنذ 2 سنوات It's so funny how Steve is alway mean to the callers 14
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@fraserwebster8761العام الماضي I so wish these were recorded in the era where radio shows/podcasts were filmed, imagine being able to see this conversation?! 8
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@harvg123منذ 5 سنوات "Can I just stop you there.
What's a Babylonian?"
One of my favorite parts of any of these works of art hahahaha 70
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@AhmedKarimNLمنذ 6 سنوات I love how the intro for mad world starts playing after ''Who took his head off? He took his own head off?''. 9
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@nueee8878منذ 9 سنوات "She 'ad a problem with 'er marrow." 123
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@HollyMarieParsonsمنذ 5 سنوات It’s so frustrating when you want to answer a question or something they got wrong but then you remember how long ago this was recorded 40
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@JakeWilliams283منذ 8 سنوات Karls meeting with his sister in a car park was brutal 132
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@louiiboi10منذ 9 سنوات Listen to these before I sleep. Cheers man moth 3
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@rkandathilمنذ 2 سنوات to is the funniest moment (to me) out of the entirety of these series.
When I first heard it, I remember almost getting into a car accident because I laughed so hard, teared up, and couldn't see where I was going ....وسعت 32
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@oscarslater6123العام الماضي in 2014 i was in the hospital cause i fucked my knee up so badly and had to have an operation, i was given such a high amount of drugs that i started telling id="hidden4" class="buttons"> the nurse about the ancient babylonian thing, crying my eyes out with hysterical laughter about how Karl said “from Baba”. I was 14 then and that was my first time around on the XFM loop. I think about that moment every time i come back to this episode ....وسعت 6
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@jesseyjames4071منذ 9 سنوات Thanks for all the great uploads Man Moth 5
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@NatS3703منذ 7 سنوات i love how when it comes to Rick, Steve & Karl- everyone: gay, straight, chinese, english, old, young, female and male are.fellas" :.) 80
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@josephryan1701منذ 2 سنوات I wish radio shows today would be this good 13
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@callumpeesمنذ 9 سنوات Thanks for upload I'm 15 and my dad told me about them and I love them listen when going to bed :) 14
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@danielsemple5875منذ 8 سنوات listen to these on loop!! Thanks man moth! 2
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@studkickass513منذ 4 سنوات One of the all time greatest episodes, in my humble opinion. 7
منذ 6 سنوات 20 seconds in and Im already laughing! 3
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@KubbsWickedSoulمنذ 7 سنوات Ricky’s spot on with Karl’s hypothetical version of the Peter the Great story. :D
“In Karl’s version it would’ve been: ‘summin’ weird ‘appened right and turns out ‘e was still alive an’ so she was still ‘avin sex with body and his ‘ed was watchin’” ....وسعت 43
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@conolablomoمنذ 7 سنوات Love listening to these, thank for uploading! 2
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@yaakheeمنذ 6 سنوات Ricky at talking about putting Karl in an acting role and how good he would be, Karl saying he would be best in deep stuff. Fast forward several years later Derek comes along and Karl is adlibing shouting at a heartless executive trying to turn a profit from the elderly it's great how things work out ....وسعت 23
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@capnhawkinsمنذ 8 سنوات I like the way Karl always says 'yesterday'. YestaDAY. It's kind of quaint and charming. I always pronounce it like that in daily conversation now. ....وسعت 4
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@du6167منذ 9 سنوات Just listening to this while working on commissions. I am getting so much work done. 13
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@daniele551منذ 6 سنوات Is Karl the only person to ever do 3 films with Jack Nicholson? 69
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@CharlieGeorge_منذ 5 سنوات I like how they forgot about opening that person's mail live on air haha 6
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@mrdex8527منذ 8 سنوات he's from baba.. that part nearly killed me 10
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@olivergallimore3490منذ 9 سنوات Nice little surprise to hear the Jimquisition theme. 26
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@YolandaB21منذ 8 سنوات I'm loving the story of Peter the Great and Derek the Terrible (aka Derek the Rubbish). 7
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@alexanderandrassy3972منذ 9 سنوات Doing a law degree, every time I need a study break I put these guys on because I just need to listen to some drivel, thanks for the uploads! 17
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@CORNISHDUDEمنذ 7 سنوات "Its why I like short stories and that" 8
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@jameshickey1294قبل 5 أشهر Perrfek/ this classic never gets ole.
Gota be the greatest radio show of all time-just my opin.8yrs ltr
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@spider5600منذ 5 سنوات It weird listening to these radio shows as I used to go into London on a near weekly basis when I was a young kid. So I've been in and/or walked passed id="hidden8" class="buttons"> almost all the locations they have mentioned on the radio show which I cant help but think about when I find myself around those areas again.
The Virgin Megastore that used to be In Oxford Circus where Steve bought that PS2 before presumably going to the walking down the road to the HMV near the former Sega World/Funland Arcade and seeing that he could have got the PS2 and GTA 3 for £20 less.
The fact that China Town is not so much a town but a street with Bright orange chicken in the windows, one pagoda and two betting shops
The Mc Donald's in Leicester Square two minutes away from the XFM offices where they got the burgers from for Karls World Record Breaking attempt (There should be a blue English heritage plaque for that)
The 'freaks' who live in Forbidden Planet. Cant say what that place used to be like though but one of my favourite stores though
I have also seen that chef clothing shop that they mentioned once and possibly that antique store with the "Old Russian wood" and The most expensive pub in London in Covent Garden
That newsagents where Steve said that it looked like she was trapped by snacks and had to sell her way out of it. That I believe is/was outside of Tottenham Court Road station which I think is where he 'haggled" for a Laptop
There was a nice Japanese restaurant Ten Tei that I used to be taken to, Great food but some of the worst toilets I've ever seen. Id rather use that one in trainspotting. But we never went further down that road as much as I wanted to just to satisfy a curiosity as to what could be down there. Now that I'm older and have been down that road myself I realise why. All the sex shops, not a complaint just an observation.
If anyone wants a Ricky Gervais Show XFM tour of London let me know lol ....وسعت 39
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@Christoff070منذ 3 سنوات That feature where they play three upcoming band tracks was awesome, I wish this occured more. I'd rather here a few tracks from different bands and then vote then one track that I could take it or leave it 7
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@hankochaiمنذ 3 سنوات “So would ‘e ‘ave wore a jumper for pants?” Dying.
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@PinheadLarryVEVOمنذ 6 سنوات Jack Nicholson is getting old but before he dies I want him to hear these clips of him acting with Karl. I’d love to hear his reaction 22
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@studkickass513منذ 3 سنوات Narrator: Years later, Karl found out that his blind date was simply allergic to zucchinis. 6
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@daviddawson147منذ 2 سنوات I love when Karl starts winning. So Ricky quickly talks louder over the top of Karl. Always makes me smile. 6
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@sharkbite5744منذ 9 سنوات Something massive came out my mates nose! Doc sent it off for testing, turns out it was a lump of chicken. Apparently he had fallen asleep eating a chicken id="hidden10" class="buttons"> kebab, and a piece had worked its way into he's nasal passage, when it came out it looked nothing like chicken, more like some sort of brain mucus, and that's what he thought it was lol gave him a proper scare. True story that also fucking funny, when he got he's results. Lol ....وسعت 24
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@realBorisLegasovقبل 10 أشهر I’m playing these in order, like I’m sure many of you are. Almost every episode a moment comes up where I think “this is probably my favourite part of the whole series”, and then of course something even better is on the next one up. But the problem with the marrow… it’s gotta be up there. ....وسعت 2
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@GormanStudiosمنذ 9 سنوات Love listening to these while animating! 3
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@stylerdyrtn1منذ 3 سنوات Everytime i hear Peter the great, i look forward to karls trouble understanding what happend, and i also get a little bit annoyed, because i cant work out how he cant work out what happend. 11
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@KatieBlue16العام الماضي "I'm calling about your plugs"
"Well, not my plugs."
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@SugarHighHeatherمنذ 5 سنوات After hearing this years ago I got some stuff from picture centre and listen to it all the time. It’s
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@justinkline8437منذ 7 سنوات Can anyone else recite these from memory? 60+ time around. 8
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@PaddyRoon7منذ 3 سنوات Karl comes up with something to moan about, eg, David Bowie changes his songs when performing live.
Ricky and Steve explain that it's not true, id="hidden13" class="buttons"> or a misconception, and explain why it's not the way Karl thinks it is. Eg, Bowie changed a note here and there but it was a faithful rendition.
Karl ploughs on without listening to a word they said, and gets annoyed at what he's just made up in his own head. Eg, the titanic not sinking.
I've been listening to this formula for over a decade and it's still incredible. I'll never get tired of Karl. ....وسعت 9
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@gibbs7444منذ 8 سنوات Why do so many of us listen to these to go to sleep? 4
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@cookiegaming572منذ 7 سنوات Enters Jim Sterling - seriously I was shocked when I heard that :D 32
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@thesprawl2361منذ 2 سنوات - mad.I'd always wondered where that Jim Sterling title music came from.
Baffled by how the two are connected 2
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@a_b897منذ 5 سنوات Ricky's "OH!" is brilliant, reminds me of his reaction when Karl was talking about Chinese people "not ageing well" for the first time! ....وسعت 38
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@thecurmudgeon3131منذ 7 سنوات Oh man, "someone from Baba" caught me off guard. 2
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@IsaacA192منذ 6 سنوات I would love that Picture Centre album. 1
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@jamiel.harding4554منذ 3 سنوات ‘Walking in today.’
‘Well you don’t walk - you mince, don’t ya?’ 1
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@fraserwebster8761منذ 4 سنوات Karl: the fellah who
Ricky: oh Jesus!
I said exactly the same thing at the same time as Ricky
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@vxmarcusxvمنذ 6 سنوات "I wanna know what to buy over the weekend"
"Butt plugs ?" 3
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@LJ-fm5ogمنذ 5 سنوات Karl's comedic timing on the movie clips is incredible 23
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@TotalSteveOمنذ 6 سنوات "Oh. God. I thought you meant she had one stuck up her fanny" hahahaha 1
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@capnhawkinsمنذ 6 سنوات I totally agree with Ricky about the third song. That was gorgeous. I wonder if she's still making music, or indeed if she got a record deal. 1
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@Lamedvavnikمنذ 9 سنوات We see how Karl got into acting here. Little dos he know he'd be dougy the caretaker. The best character in Derek 42
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@Camcordantمنذ 8 سنوات Just came across this by chance on the day that Bowie died - as fitting a tribute as anything out there - RIP 10
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@PaddyRoon7منذ 3 سنوات "What did you think of (every song ever played on the show), Karl?"
"Yeh it's alrite" 2
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@LevWobegonمنذ 5 سنوات Fun fact: the documentary mentioned by Karl was the first episode of Bodysnatchers, a BBC documentary narrated by Ross Kemp. 1
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@arun279منذ 3 سنوات Kellerton Road was my favorite of the three. 1