Chips Ahoy Imposter Ad but it's Verbose

The Chips Ahoy commercial meme but I made it verbose (using more words--and more complicated words--than necessary). This is basically the cringe Chips Ahoy "Who is the imposter" ad but how you would write it if you needed to reach the word minimum on your 1000-word essay. Official transcript: `````````````````````````` Adult male human being that it is implied I am speaking to, it is in fact not effortless or unchallenging to be delectably pleasant to the taste to such a high degree. *Visible surprise and consternation at the sight of another anthropomorphic, chocolate-chip-filled baked good* Refrain from following through with the action that it appears you are about to take! Do not abandon this commercial by pressing the “skip” button on the screen of your device! If you do, you will forfeit the opportunity of partaking in these light comestibles. What is the incontestable greatest attribute that these baked goods possess? The small morsels of confectionery made from roasted and ground cocoa beans. What is the length of time that the aforementioned baked goods take to be cooked by dry heat without exposure to a direct flame? Do not speak any longer! I am utterly confused and/or unprepared for the query you have just presented to me. *Unintelligible sound uttered as the anthropomorphic baked good undergoes disintegration* The trademarked brand of small, slightly raised cakes containing chocolate morsels that goes by the name of “Chips Ahoy” is present. Present for a feeling of well-being and joy. Original Chips Ahoy Sus Ad: /watch/4UdY2OfJKUIJY Background music used: /watch/Ebzq9Io2tHD2q Big thanks to my Patreon Supporters: Zachman2007, Loki 420, Fi Lippo, Mia, Nawallz, and xxpplordxx69! ◆ Support my memes on Patreon: https://patreon.com/kadzyt ◆ Become a member of the channel: /kadz/join Subscribe to my second channel: /c/zdak ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discord server ► https://discord.gg/kadz Twitter ► https://twitter.com/kadzyt Instagram ► https://instagram.com/kadz.yt TikTok ► https://tiktok.com/@ kadz.yt Subreddit ► https://reddit.com/r/kadz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEST TOOLS TO GROW YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL https://tubebuddy.com/kadz https://vidiq.com/kadz You can use my Support-A-Creator code "KADZ" in the Fortnite item shop or Epic Games Store to support me! :) CHIPS AHOY IMPOSTOR COMMERCIAL MEMES BE LIKE BRUH...

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